And yes, people probably could tell you why you should look for advice on here, but they probably won’t bother as all you’ll do is accuse them of being negative, patronising, and then get in a strop if you don’t get the answer you want to hear. 

Foe example, in your opening post you stated that you’d like to obtain dual-citizenship yet when somebody helpfully suggested China your response was, “why the hell would I want Chinese citizenship”. So, you’re not so charming yourself are you?